Friday Chuckles

rock band HACKMESSER
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I rate these as chuckles as opposed to laugh-out-loud, although there are a few LOLs here, too. And a chuckle can be as good as a laugh, in my book. I hope you enjoy.

Funny Band Names

 Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkey

The Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble

The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amish Meth Lab

Are These My Pants?
Armed and Hammered
The Arrogant Worms
Attila The Stockbroker
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice

Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Baldilocks
Ball Point Banana
Baloney Ponys
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barf
Barstool Prophets
Bearded Itchy Lover

Bordering On Retarded
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas

Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
Caucasian Invasion
The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
Cheap Mike & the Feedbacks

Curl Up And Die

Dirt Clod Fight
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Dog Food Five
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Doris Daze
Doug and the Slugs
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Dukes of Hazardous Material

Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Four Out of Five Doctors
The Fred Mertz Experience
Freda Fuselage And The Wingwalkers
Free Range Chicken
Frogs Don’t Cry
Fromage d’Amour
Frumious Bandersnatch
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Furious George

Phil Dirt And The Dozers

A panel from Stuart Hample's Inside Woody Alle...
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….and a couple of groaners -

Woody Allen quote:   “When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

I don’t know who said this: “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

P.S. Read the Related articles.

Live your purpose every day.

These funnies from http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/funny_news.html

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