Posts tagged ‘laugh out loud’
Life is made of tragicomically controversial moments. One man’s painful fall may cause a bystander to burst into an inappropriate laugh. While in stitches ridiculing the clumsiness of a stranger, the bystander himself may slip on a banana skin and fall hard… Though hurting really badly – through all the moaning - he’d start laughing even harder. Why? Because he sees the irony in what happened to him.
- My Friday Funny (tammystwocents.com)
I know, Friday Funnies on Saturday. I’m having challenges keeping up with my life. Maybe I need to quit something; I’m working on it. Thank you for reading my blog. I value every one of you – you are the reason I write.
Here is a classic video (read oldie but goodie) that will give you multiple laughs.
Have a good weekend, and live your purpose every day!
This week’s Friday Funnies are from Chuck Shepherd’s News of the Weird
Not all funny stuff is out-loud laughable, but it’s still amusing and you can still forward it to your friends. So, enjoy the weirdness that is out there; and I hope you do not recognize yourself anywhere on this page.
Something Else to Worry About
A computer science professor working with the Bonobo Hope Great Ape Trust Sanctuary inDes Moines,Iowa, has developed a bonobo robot that can be controlled by live bonobos. Among the first applications of the robot, said Dr. Ken Schweller in March, is a water cannon that bonobos will be taught to operate via an iPad app in order to “play chase games” with each other — “or to squirt guests.” [IEEE Spectrum (Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers),3-29-2012]
In February, Kendall Reid, 36, was extradited fromNew Jerseyback toLaPlace,La., where he had been sought for allegedly shooting at a car on Interstate 10 on Christmas Eve. According to police, Reid failed to hit the car he was aiming at, instead inadvertently shooting out the back window of a car in which two women were riding. However, as the damaged car stopped on the side of the road, Reid pulled his Corvette over, too, walked up to the women, and apologized (“Sorry, wrong car”) — before resuming his pursuit of his intended target. [Times-Picayune,2-13-2012]
Least Competent Criminals
Thought of Almost Everything: Mishelle Salzgeber, 20, was arrested in March in New Port Richey,Fla., after failing a drug test, which was a condition of her probation for an undisclosed crime. Apparently, Salzgeber knew that she would probably fail on her own and had gone to the trouble of inserting a small tube of someone else’s urine into her vagina. Unfortunately for her, a pre-test body-scan revealed the tube. (Besides, authorities tested the urine in the tube and found that it also failed.) [WTSP-TV (St. Petersburg),3-20-2012]
Bill Dillon, released from aFloridaprison in 2009 after 27 years’ wrongful incarceration, received a public apology in March from Gov. Rick Scott (and will get $50,000 from the state for each year of lockup). Dillon is one of the first inmates to have received justice among as many as an estimated 60 who were convicted with the help of the now-deceased dog trainer John Preston, whose supposedly heroic-nosed German shepherds could somehow track smells through water and pick out lone scents among highly contaminated crime scenes — thus magically confirming speculative parts of prosecutors’ cases when no other evidence was available. Pushover judges allowedPrestona free hand until one thought to subject the dog to a simple courtroom smell test, which the dog totally failed. Though satisfied with his own outcome, Dillon begged authorities to open other cases involvingPreston’s dogs. [OrlandoSentinel,3-3-2012]
Hot Commodity inPennsylvania
(1) In January, police inBridgeville,Pa., investigated a series of vehicle break-ins, including one of a car belonging to Kathy Saunoras, who reported that only her dentures were taken. (2) Two weeks later, health worker Marlene Dupert, 44, was charged with yanking dentures out of the mouth of one of her charges at a nursing home in Selinsgrove, Pa. (3) Also in February, Evelyn Fuller, 49, was charged with robbing the First National Bank in Waynesburg, Pa. — a crime necessitated, she told a police officer, because she needed money for new dentures. [Associated Press via WPVI-TV (Philadelphia),1-26-2012] [Daily Item (Sunbury,Pa.),2-18-2012] [Observer-Reporter (Washington,Pa.),2-1-2012]
The Entrepreneurial Spirit!
“(Our critics) are absolutely right. We are professional liars,” said Everett Davis, founder of the Internet-based Reference Store, which supplies pumped-up, but false, resumes for job-seekers having trouble landing work. Davis and associates are, he told Houston’s KRIV-TV in November, ex-investigators schooled in deception and therefore good at fooling human resources personnel who follow up on the bogus work claims.Davis admitted he would even disguise a customer’s past criminal record — but not if the job is in public safety, health care or schools. [KRIV-TV,11-16-2011]
And finally …
If you are having trouble falling asleep at night, this video will solve your problem. Try it tonight. You’ll be sleeping like a baby in no time. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Have a great weekend, and live your purpose every day.
I know, this is too easy – just posting a link – but it’s really funny, and you will laugh even if you’ve seen it before. You will. I promise. And it’s so cute.
There, now, wasn’t that funny?
Have a silly Friday.
Live your purpose every day.
- Listen Up and Laugh – Health Benefits are Waiting (indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com)
- 20 Questions: #10 (mynameiserin.wordpress.com)
I rate these as chuckles as opposed to laugh-out-loud, although there are a few LOLs here, too. And a chuckle can be as good as a laugh, in my book. I hope you enjoy.
Funny Band Names
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkey
The Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amish Meth Lab
Are These My Pants?
Armed and Hammered
The Arrogant Worms
Attila The Stockbroker
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Ball Point Banana
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Bearded Itchy Lover
Bordering On Retarded
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
Cheap Mike & the Feedbacks
Curl Up And Die
Dirt Clod Fight
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Dog Food Five
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Doug and the Slugs
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Dukes of Hazardous Material
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Four Out of Five Doctors
The Fred Mertz Experience
Freda Fuselage And The Wingwalkers
Free Range Chicken
Frogs Don’t Cry
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Phil Dirt And The Dozers
….and a couple of groaners -
Woody Allen quote: “When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
I don’t know who said this: “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
P.S. Read the Related articles.
Live your purpose every day.
These funnies from http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/funny_news.html
- Behind the scenes on the v. funny Inbetweeners dance scene! (heatworld.com)
- A Couple of Chuckles a Day. (fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com)