Stupid Stuff

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Everybody loves a laugh, and sometimes stupid stuff fills the bill. This is just a taste from http://funny-stuff-central.com/advrtize.php. There’s lots more there.

 

 

Crazy Classifieds – they never should have made it to print, but we’re glad they did.

 

                         NEWBURY STREET COIFFURE
                                   AFFORDABLE
                        An Alternative to Looking Good.

Lost:  small apricot poodle.  reward. Neutered.  Like one of the family.

     *  A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine foods expertly served by  waitresses in apetizing forms.

     *  Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

     *  For sale:  antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large    
        drawers.

     *  For sale:  a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie  
        chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

     *  Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.

     *  Now is the perfect time to get your ears pierced and get an extra pair  to take home, too!

     *  Wanted:   50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory

     *  Wanted:  Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

     *  We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by  hand.

     *  No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent

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