Friday Funnies

First, Anti-gravity

The science-based portion of our program – groaners all, but too silly to pass up.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Q: How do you identify a gefilte fish in the ocean?
A: By the carrots on its back.

The following were lifted from Jupiter Scientific http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/sciencejokes.html

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.

There is a sign in Munich that says, “Heisenberg might have slept here.”

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says “You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.”

Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

Science Cat Speaks.

Advice from Science Cat

Final Words from Science Cat

Final Words from Science Cat

Finally, Sunday is April Fools Day

Here are a couple of winners from April Fools Day on the Web 2011:

And remember …..

Have a great weekend, and live your purpose every day!

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